Look up to the hoop heavens and amongst all the Basketball God’s in the clouds you’ll see visions of a young afro donning Kobe cross dribbling and tossing up an alley to the dominant Goliath of Shaquille O’Neal in purple and gold. Dunking it all over Portland like a true Trailblazer and the rest of greater Oregon as a whole with one outreached, falling back hand. Before lifting up both his arms like the Superman he is. Running back down court like he’s about to take off with a look of excitement on his wide eyes and mouth we’ve never ever even seen look like this from the ‘Most Entertaining Ever’. Something that looks like the wonder of children on Christmas morning for what’s all left under that tree by the big guy who finished off the milk and cookies. Or someone who has seen something take flight that is neither a bird or a plane. And we aren’t talking about no sleigh.
You’ll also see the King reach for the highest throne and bring the whole castle down in a flash. As one of the greatest duos next to the most dynamic ever was the dynamite explosion of Voltron down in the talents of South Beach. One where Miami Heat lifer and the greatest franchise face…sorry we mean Flash of the Florida foundation, Dwyane Wade pitched penny passes to the decision game changer of number 6 LeBron James. Like kids throwing snowballs until the slam spat that started everyone throwing them up like Will Ferrell’s hell of a windmill right arm in ‘Elf’.
That Anchorman was probably in attendance last night amongst the Hollywood elite for the perfect scripted ending to the last dance in La La Land between number 23 and the iconic Heat third of the big-three, D-Wade. For all the jerseys Wade’s world and wardrobe have collected off his competitors so far this season, none had as special meaning as this soccer swap with his former teammate and best friend for life. As he signed that back of his and traded for a signature Lakers, new era Showtime classic, the photo they posed for was big game James worthy of the same history book frames those game worn jerseys will end up residing in. Like the forever rafters they will one day join. Wade even gave the shoes off his feet to Laker captain Josh Hart. The soaring sophomore who wears number 3 because of Dwyane. Who told Hart in kind that he reminded him of himself and to keep going because he likes what he sees. How’s that for a high-five Josh?
The perfect partnership of James and Wade (along with the big man and big reason they won, Chris Bosh) rung up championships together at Sonic speed like cash registers during the holidays. And they even reunited in Cleveland last year for LeBron’s last run back home after Wade went to his in Chicago. Just like many thought they would do this season in Hollywood as Dwyane has been linked with the Lakers many times even before the King came to town. But as much as it is a shame for Lake Show fans to never see the Flash in purple and gold (there is always Carmelo Anthony and raising Ariza again). Seeing one last duel between one of the top three Shooting Guards ever and possibly the greatest ballplayer of all-time was more fitting like switching those shirts.
And what a duel it was. After LeBron torched the Miami Vice city for 51 weeks ago last month in his Heat homecoming, Wade’s stepped up show made this final meet one that was so much more Hollywood you couldn’t have blockbuster scripted it better.
Wade had 15 points to hand out with a team high 10 assists. Whereas the King had 28 as the two traded baskets and brotherhood slaps. James again flexing from way downtown he may as well have been Showtime showing off from back in South Beach. But the high-man in the City Of Angels was Kyle Kuzma who wants to be known for more than his offence, but still had an outstanding Kareem (33). But before the buzzer with the game on a 108-105, advantage Lakers line, Wade had a chance to at least take it to overtime and then some with a wild, off-balanced but still somewhat controlled clutch three that rimmed out.
Even this Lakers fan wanted it to go in for the perfect curtain call (kind of), but when the two former teammates ran for the loose ball as the backboard went neon like STAPLES outside and spilled into the crowd hugging and laughing the score in the end didn’t really matter.
This is why they play and this is why we watch.
What really meant something was the names flipped on the back of the jerseys for a flashbulb moment we will never forget. In the rocking chair tour of the league this was one last dance that didn’t miss a step.
Lakers Finally Get Anthony Davis. But At What Cost?
Like a rat crawling over some controls and releasing Scott Lang from the Quantum Realm in this Endgame, just like that the Lakers have their Ant-Man. And it’s an avenging, giant, levelling up move.
Anthony Davis is finally a Los Angeles Laker.
Still I hate to piss on this parade and sound like Morgan Freeman in ‘The Dark Knight’, but at what cost?
Well to be specific here’s the receipt.
Lonzo Ball (bad move).
Brandon Ingram (okay we expected that, but still).
Josh Hart (what?!).
The fourth pick in this weekends draft (or should we say Cam Reddish).
And a load of other picks over the next few seasons. Or should we say a couple of Jordan Clarkson’s and Larry Nance Jr.’s.
Well at least they got to keep Kyle Kuzma for a formidable frontcourt that might be the new, next big three.
But the young core and that keep the hash-tag campaign is officially the casualty of this trade bait like the jobs of Magic and Dell Demps, that’s been fish on the line dangling for longer than that Kawhi Leonard rim rattling shot against the Sixers.
Rob Pelinka’s a beast…and not in a good way.
We will say it again. That clip of Rob Pelinka claiming he set up a meet between Kobe Bryant ans Heath Ledger after Mamba watched ‘The Dark Knight’ is beyond messed up. We all know Heath passed away before the film even came out. Don’t disrespect the dead. Can’t buy character. But can sell your integrity.
That’s who you are dealing with Lake Show.
Hollywood’s Rob Lowe would have been better.
Let’s see who you’re not dealing with anymore.
D’Angelo Russell, Julius Randle, Jordan Clarkson, Larry Nance Jr., Ivica Zubac, Thomas Bryant, Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram, Josh Hart.
Is that everyone?
What you wanted more?
All the years all the young guns with plenty more calenders left in their clips. All gone.
And they didn’t even ask for Julius Randle back as part of the trade kicker.
But look to him staying in New Orleans now with Ball, Ingram, Hart and whoever else would have ended up in Los Angeles with that luck of the lottery fourth ball. And the Pelicans about to fly with the road to Zion looking like the closest thing to what would have been the young Lake Show for the future Mardi Gras in Crescent City.
Don’t write off NOLA it’s all about to go down smooth in the Big Easy.
But after months of speculation, social media tweets and articles I rest my case, I’ll say no more. But you know how it is.
On the bright side in sunny California…Anthony f##### Davis.
The Lakers finally have their man. And next to LeBron the most dynamic duo since Shaq and Kobe…sorry Pau. It could be Finals…it’s at least playoffs.
Now it’s time to put another great core together.
Kemba? Three Kings?
Kyrie? Kevin? Kawhi?
Cue that laugh…hey we all have dreams in Hollywood.
Free agents will be more likely to join the ‘Space Jam’ show now too, but whoever LeBronland casts like throwing up movies off your phone on to your T.V. it’s a whole new world in L.A. now the Genie (or Jeanie) has finally granted their wish.
But how about two more Aladdin? On the spirit of Robin Williams help us Will Smith!
Then that will make up for all the young princes they’ve lost for one King.
As of right now like Swiss, this team has more holes than “fashionable” hipster t-shirts on Rodeo. There’s no starting point for one. And not having Lonzo ball out on the tutoring of both legendary super sub Rajon Rondo and the fellow pure point Basketball I.Q. of new assistant coach Jason Kidd is a real shame. Like losing a pure scorer like Ingram (or *clears throat* D-Lo). Or the best role player the Lakers have ever had since the days of Horry, Fox and Fisher in Josh Hart. Not to mention whoever would have come next starting this weekend.
All for a guy who was going to come to us next Summer anyway and in these changing player power times could still walk away next season anyway.
All for nothing?
I guess the Lakers looked at Leonard winning it all with Toronto and thought it was all worth it.
But at least it’s all done. It’s over now. And for now Anthony Davis in that Glen Rice 41 is the next big man great in the legendary Laker lineage of Mikan, Wilt, Kareem, Shaq and Pau.
Just don’t Andrew Bynum or Dwight Howard this up.
Rich Paul for MVP.
That’s all folks!
The Six In 6. Toronto Become First Canadian NBA Champions
They the North did it.
Last night in the Bay the 6 got turned upside down with no need for a seven right now. As Drake’s really big team got some really big rings.
And with a 114-110 win in Oakland against the Golden State Warriors for Game 6 of the NBA Finals. After almost a quarter century the Toronto Raptors became the first franchise outside of the United States to win the National Basketball Association finals to make history and become Canadian champions.
And in their Canuck colours pointing to the North from California with the gold, these red and whites flying the flag in the U.S. did it for all of us as they truly changed the game.
It started with an expansion 24 years ago in Toronto. Alongside the Vancouver Grizzlies. It ended with them being the sole franchise outside of America in the NBA as former Memphis Grizzlies center Marc Gasol joined another former gritted Grizz in the form of his big brother Pau Gasol to be the first siblings in hoops history to be NBA champions.
It started with throwback cousins Vince Carter and Tracy McGrady in Dino unis, throwing it up and putting it down. Bringing the Air to the Air Canada Center. It ended like Vinsanity in the 2000 Slam Dunk Contest for a new millennium. Looking at the camera after honey dipping and putting it through the legs, telling us emphatically with cutting hand gestures, “it’s over”.
This is for him. Mac. Mighty Mouse. The Camby Man. The Junkyard Dog. Iron Man, Mo Pete. Chris Bosh.
You know it’s for DeMar DeRozan too especially.
Kyle Lowry (what more can you say with 26, 7 and 10 leading the way?). Gasol. Siakam (G-League to big league champ). VanVleet. Ibaka. Lin. And of course quite possibly now the greatest player in the world right now and Finals MVP (joining Kareem and the King as the only Most Valuable Finals Player with multiple teams), sinking that last free throw as epic as his around the world and a day buzzer beater against the Sixers in the six, Kawhi Leonard.
Nick Nurse the architect. And of course another one, James Naismith. This game was invented by Canadians, played by Canadians and like the first ever game in NBA history, this victory belongs to Canadians.
Drake. Real superfan Nav Bhatia and the Canadian coffee house company Tim Hortons raising a cup to him commercial tribute. Everyone in Jurassic Park roaring like T-Rexes for these Raptors and of course all of you. Truly bringing the buzz to basketball.
This if for the real Warriors too. Five straight finals for the first time in a half century, 50 years (love Commish Adam Silver’s lining tribute). The dynasty that is nowhere near dead as they fought to the end for their last look in the Oracle in those Town across the chest jerseys before moving from Golden State across the Golden Gate to a new era of dominance in the hilly streets of San Francisco (the next time we’ll see Toronto is in Tokyo, October for our very own NBA Japan), where that digitally developing skyline from those tram peak points is the limit. No matter who stays or goes in this Curry, Durant, Draymond and Klay juggernaut with guys like Igudola and Cousins relating too. This is for Kevin Durant (who we apologize to for every Canadian fan who cheered his injury in Game 5. Although Warrior fans cheered for an injured Kawhi back in the day too) who played to the pain as all heart he proved everyone wrong and did it all for his team. And true Warrior mode Klay Thompson who went down with a crippling injury too in this final game and came right back to the right kind of cheers. This superteam and one of the greatest in history is far from extinct.
But right now for the Toronto Raptors it’s Jurassic World and the Golden State Warriors for the last time, fallen kingdom.
And as the final horn called for the last game of the season all hands were kept high for the North who overcame all the cold to break the ice for the first championship. And the champagne no longer on ice tasted as good as these underdogs proving everyone wrong as they bit back.
I’m not crying…we’re all crying.
We the champions my friends and Canadian countrymen.
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