If you’re reading this too Drake… there’s no 6 Man like Lou Will.
How sweet a sixth he is.
Last year Lou was put in All Star consideration off the pine. This calendar as of last night, blowing out the storied Boston Celtics he’s just boxed Charlotte Hornet legend and Steph and Seth with the shot pop, Dell Curry’s, all-time history record for most points ever off the bench.
Talk about a buzz.
Talk about making a splash brother.
No bench player has every varnished the hardwood as good as Louis Williams.
He used to be the north. So much so Toronto Raptors team owner Drake rapped about him with CN Tower like perspective views courtside. He began his career in Philly with everything at stake with Sixers storybook Allen, rhyming with Iverson at his side rap hustle. But his true bars kicked game with a whole other type of balling. It turns out after Bubba Chuck, Sweet Lou was the answer to everyone team and crowds spark plug. This writer once came up with a Top 60 Microwave Players of All-Time countdown. To which the swag of P, Nick Young at the reverse top spot sixty responded on Twitter quotation with the word, “weak”. But come to think of it I may have literally come up with this list in a minute in-between microwaving meals as I may have missed out L-Will, even if back then he may have started more.
Now THAT is weak Nick.
Oh how I and anyone else doubting would be proved so, so wrong. Catching one of Kobe’s last games at STAPLES against Kevin Durant and the Oklahoma City Thunder in his last season I saw live this purple reign come to an end as Lou Williams poured in a Jerry West 44 points off the shooting shirt and ripped off sweatpants. Your favourite bench player doesn’t ball like this. And now crosstown, court and arena with the Clippers. Cleaning up like brushing all the hair in barbershops where he’s the talk of the cut. This L.A. king of the pine time primetime is making the Lakers and everyone else pay like the furious defensive passion of Patrick Beverly and his man to man maze and what soon we will all see even more with the post career of the young big, Ivica Zubac for your draft picks you chose not to nurture.
Like Stephen A. Smith of all people got right. Soon if you compare the West Coast and East big cities of Los Angeles and New York, the Clippers will be the Yankees and the Lakers the Mets.
This guy gets buckets like leaking roofs. And just like that precipitation this time of year, he’s all water. Newsflash that stuff is wet. It may not be new news here, but it’s nothing fake. This consumate teammate and player and contributor is as real as it gets. And when he makes history like this it’s all for the record that will never forget, even if our timelines day to day do.
Lou eclipsed Dell’s old like a PC record of 11,147 points off the pine in this new world, smartphone social reacting age with his 34 points. That he recorded in just a Michael Jordan 23 minutes of burn as he torch turned into a flame thrower, human torch, rolling like a cannonball run. As the Clippers of all names, beat the Celtics of all franchises, 140-115.
Forget just Sixth Man of the Year, you don’t think this guy’s the bench G.O.A.T.?
You’re out of here.
The Warriors Came Out To Play This Series
Even without the fantasy Basketball of Kevin Durant in this series, the Golden State Warriors still brought out the brooms like ‘Fantasia’.
And swept out of Game 4 like Thanos click finger dust, the Portland Trailblazers may have only lost by a bucket (119-117)…and in overtime at that. But with all the Splash they had to contend with this series from brothers Steph Curry and Klay Thompson, they were left dealing with more leaks and holes in all of their own ones like Mickey Mouse in said Disney epic.
This was meant to be the showdown between Dell Curry’s boys Steph and Seth which divided a household. And although the youngest gun stepped up to the plate, swung big in this carnival and knocked them down, big brother was always watching.
Steph Curry averaged over 36 points a game this series. Just read that again. 36 points. Right now we don’t need to talk about Kevin.
The Warriors are a dynasty for the ages even without their best player (although this writer thinks he wasn’t missing this entire series). The first team to make it to five straight finals since the Boston Celtics. The 1960’s Bill Russell Celtics. That’s King James crowning legendary. And Steph Curry with the shot and that facet of the game is just as iconic and dominant as a Bill block.
Give some credit to a blazing Portland side who never gave up despite the box score. They can hold their heads in the PDX. Even in their Moda Center home-stand City Of Roses end in RIP City. Their season eulogy should read as a celebration and commiseration, not a trolling condescension from critically entitled fans who have done nothing to determine the outcome of these games and could never make it this far in their wildest memes. They call themselves “influencers”? Well no one’s going to remember them in 50 years.
The NBA will remember one of their Top 100 greatest of all-time in a half century though. As after hitting the biggest buzzer beater in playoff history against Paul George and the Oklahoma City Thunder in the first round, Damian Lillard played through the pain of separated ribs this series and still made the Basketball God’s look down from the hoop heavens with praise. Like New York singer St. Vincent tweeted, “Damian Lillard is my hero”. Even his backcourt brother of splash CJ McCollum in the only small man set up to rival Curry and Klay came out to play against the Warriors after midrange mining the Nuggets into submission in Denver just over a week ago.
But Curry’s red hot triple double, starter, mains and dessert dish of 37, 13 and 11, to go along with a playing not crying, Draymond Green’s day of 18, 14 and 11 assists also was just too much in the clutch. As Stephen and Dray became the first teammates in NBA history to have a triple double in the same playoff game. Forget how much this team can unbelievably keep winning, how does this ball manage to get shared this much?
Well that just may be the secret of success?
The real test is dubbed next however in the Warriors last season in Golden State before they move across that Golden bridge to the Silicon Valley of a digital age in San Francisco. They will play the winner of the Milwaukee Bucks (probably…Giannis…MVP. Sorry Toronto but come on!) and Raptors series. But by then they should have some guy called Kevin back.
I mean come on. This has been getting crazy. This is just out of hand like said ball in Splash City.
Now Bill Russell and the Boston Celtics’ record of eight straight finals and wins doesn’t look far out of reach for Steph Curry and the player and team with the biggest range in the association over the gate of the Pacific.
Welcome to the Toronto Raptors’ Jurassic Park
“In Jurassic Park, Raptor fans wait until after dark. Even if the cold might eat them!”
Fans find a way.
An ace serve or two away from being as legendary as Wimbledon’s ‘Murray Mound’ or ‘Henman Hill’ outside the Scotiabank Arena, the Toronto Raptors Maple Leaf Square’s “Jurassic Park” may just be the ticket for this sold out crowd.
Raptor Klaw, Kawhi Leonard ruled the earth last night. He and the T-Dot at the final tick beat the Sixers in The Six, as his shot bobbled like a beach ball on the surface of a swimming pool before making the biggest splash of these postseason playoffs. Taking longer to fall than Leonardo DiCaprio’s spinning top in ‘Inception’. But this was no dream.
And if you thought the Scotiabank Arena in downtown Toronto erupted last night, then outside in Maple Leaf Square it was like the volcanoes that killed the dinosaurs after that big ball dropped. An Armageddon even Bruce Willis couldn’t save like he wish he could his career.
Welcome to Jurassic World.
With all due respect to the Linsanity of Jeremy Lin, or pick your poison whoever is your flash card pick of the bench mob pack, but the Jurassic Park crowd fenced in outside of Scotia is the
Forget rain or shine. You see the slickers. These faithful fans will pitch a spot waiting for game time like the ball to drop in Times Square for New Year in New York, sleeping bag lining up all day in their hordes huddled for warmth. These beautiful fans will brave the harshest, most frigid temperatures to be the coldest fans in the game in more ways than one. Part of the ‘We The North’ community in the 6 that the Basketball God’s look down on with pride, whilst other armchair fans watch this game for the throne from home. Or leave early like those suit and tie corporate seats trying to catch that last red eye Matt Bonner home.
Can you imagine of they called game early before Kawhi last night?
I could imagine Drake taking in the CN Tower looking up views of the Jurassic
Well those in the park for recreation stayed until the beautiful end to a game Butler almost delivered bitter. And you could could phantom cam see every emotion in slow motion last night as Leonard’s buzzer beating ball toyed with the rim like three dots on messenger, or Damien Lillard even further downtown in Oklahoma City.
This is the spirit of the stadium and the soul of the squad, expanding the capacity arena and the Canadian ballclubs worldwide fanbase watching on their own Jumbotrons.
And the Toronto Raptors are going to need all the north they can get if they’re going to stop the Bucks in Milwaukee.
But this club has the claws to do it. And if you don’t think they can win in Wisconsin on their own road to being the first franchise outside of the United States to be NBA finalists and who knows what next against the Warriors(?), then just watch this Canadian cornerstone from the Jurassic era.
Extinct in six? Nah! Get ready to hear the North roar.