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NBA London Game Comes Down To A Photo Finish

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"You're A Wizard Bradley"...

Unicorns from New York couldn’t be believed in tonight. Wall’s from Washington wouldn’t be put up (in one way that’s an extremely good thing and we aren’t talking about the cut deck of the House of Guards). And there were even warrants out for Enes Kanter’s arrest from the Turkish government. And sitting this one out he felt too that if he traveled to the United Kingdom he could have been the victim of an assassination attempt. This is serious. Let’s stand by him like the NBA have, taking care of their own. But let’s not get started on Dwight Howard. Now a former Laker called Bryant has taken his place as the center of attention in Washington. Hash-tag, karma. Hash-tag, soft.

So even before the ball was thrown up like bad concession food, NBA London looked to be done before it even begun. But it was still worth the Norwegian flight, like talking to fans from all over the world in Knicks gear at your hotel about the game over breakfast. Nothing beats it.

Kristaps Porzingis. John Wall. They themselves were two big superstar names no longer on the ticket. Sending a lot of these seats to second seller sites for half the price, from the floor to the Gods. For people like this writer taking BasketballBuzz down south to town to scoop up. And if you read my article last year about the whole Stub Hub fixed fiasco then I’m sorry, but they do say karma’s a b####! Oh…and I’m petty. I used Viagogo.

Still even without two of the most exciting players in the league and so many more stars, there was still so much talent on display even from two teams tanking harder than that R&B singers ‘Nasty’ single. And everything wouldn’t just run through Bradley Beal street with talent like Trevor Ariza and Otto Porter Jr under the Wizard wand. Even the Knicks have an impressive scouting report worth of rookies and star sophomores. Not to mention a big name in the form of the son Tim Hardaway Jr. Making his own name in the game that loves to breed players with identical LeBron, Payton and too many more to name players with the sons of the father same name as their pops.

So it was more just the legends in the Big Smoke for this year’s London game. Like Brit born John Amaechi, who has done more for this game across the pond than any player. As Knicks grit legend John Starks was in Tissot being watched by fans, before joining more of New York’s finest right on time like Charles Smith, Latrell Sprewell and Earl ‘The Pearl’ Monroe courtside. Whilst former journeyman, All-Star, teammate champions Caron Butler (thanks for the photo op legend) and Shawn Marion were going one-on-one in a fancy restaurant to see who could make the best steak for chef Gordon Ramsay. And it was a rare (pun intended) time for compliments from the ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ host as the Butler had it to The Matrix’s red pill. Talk about Hells Kitchen, New York.

So cue all the Foot Locker, House Of Hoops and Niketowns being decked out in all the ‘New York Forever’ and ‘DC Family’ jerseys as these two teams went to war after photo ops with Tower Bridge, Abbey Road (as Beal, Mystic superstar Elena Delle Donne, 7-foot-7 legend Gheorghe Muresan and the G-Wiz mascot recreated the classic cover of The Beatles album on this streets zebra crossing) and of course the crowing of some social media Sherlock or Shakespeare parody videos. To stereotype. Or not to stereotype. That is never a question. But save the fish and chips jokes because there was more to play for here than climbing the apples and stairs. As the capital of the United States Of America and the world’s most famous city from the world’s most famous arena came together as Big Ben chimed to see who would strike it lucky in this European road trip in the house of hoops parliament. Forget Brooklyn taking on ‘Bron and the Lakers in Shanghai, China. This right now was for the season even if both teams are in the wine cellar. Tonight they were on England’s biggest stage outside of Wembley.

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Chelsea, Arsenal, the Spurs…and we aren’t talking about San Antonio. Tonight the soccer city got a taste of a ballgame above the rim. And what a goal the National Basketball Association scored in the United Kingdom. And with rumour having the NBA taking a Eurostar across the Channel to the hoops hotbed of Paris for a future regular season game, the Big Smoke wanted to put a Hogwarts Harry Potter spell on the NBA like the Wizards wanted to the Knicks.

Marking the tenth straight game held in Greenwich’s 02 (formerly known and forever remembered by Brits as the Millennium Dome (a botch failed project, but still an innovative one)). A decade in the making has seen this ten year challenge take a concert venue and turn it after all these years into a legit, bright light bells and auditorium whistles NBA venue, complete with the traditional Association music that plays like an iPod that hasn’t be synced since everyone discovered Spotify…or should I say kind of like my Apple playlists?! So if the NBA blows from the Big Smoke to the City Of Light they will be losing one awesome arena and veterans at hosting the games now. But a relative sedate affair to begin with looked like being a sedative into lulling London into a false sense of one job playing host security.

Despite some big shot and dunks worthy of your nightly top tens this game started off flatter than a Coke Zero left in your cup holder for four quarters. It was nothing to send a postcard home about. But basketball is basketball. And the purists and the tourists love it. But like any night out, this game can change at any second and fans ready to throw their beers were ready to say cheers by the final round. The fan next to me even kindly brought me a Bud (does he know I’m not the guy who profit brought the ticket next to him and couldn’t go? Should I tell him I don’t drink?).

When the Wizards looked like they were running into a brick wall like platform 9 and 3 quarters, Bradley Beal turned it on in the fourth. After starting as quiet as if Beal Street could talk, the guy turned into a winner like the Barry Jenkins ‘Moonlight’ Oscar winning follow up for the Academy. The man that worked out with Kobe this Summer woke up the Mamba Mentality with 26 points 9 rebounds, to go with Porter’s 20 and 11. But 2B was key when he found another Bryant in the paint for the game dagger. Former Laker and South Bay two-way contract switch-hitter, Thomas Bryant switched hands and went for a clutch lay-up that was furiously swatted away by rook Allonzo Trier for a clutch block that sent the London crowd calling. But whilst all this happened Bryant was flexing and jawing down court, bumping his high fiving teammates. Did he not see what just happened?

Didn’t we?

Turns out that beautiful block was actually a gratuitous goaltender and after more VR than ‘Ready Player One’ the referees were ready to tell us that player one actually had the high score and the official in standing home team abroad, the Washington Wizards were up one. And with 0.4 seconds to go it looked like that was it for everyone. Everyone unfamiliar with the Los Angeles Lakers that is. And with exactly the same inbounded looking shot with less than a half second to get it off, Emmanuel Mudiay (who had 25 points looking to be the hero tonight) tried to do his best Derek Fisher impression in four tenths like the Knicks old coach, but just built bricks…could you call that karma?

I call it a 101-100 win on a clutch goaltend. Something I’ve never seen before in all the years of this game.

Tend to that London.

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Jared Dudley Is The Lakers Unsung Hero

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There’s a hero that could save us in Hollywood right now.

And I ain’t talking about The King.

Or the Brow to ‘Bron in A.D. and his best since Shaq and Kobe dynamic duo combining for 70 like one off Elgin Baylor’s career high.

I ain’t talking about Kuz. Canada’s champ Danny Green from downtown purple and gold. Or the redemption reunion of Superman returns Dwight Howard in the hash-tag “Washed King’s” revenge season.

I ain’t even talking about the bald identity of my hero the Alex Caruso show this time.

I’m talking about Jared Dudley people.

Wait…what the?!

Yeah I said it!

Not the same Jared that got replaced by Joaquin as The Joker. Not the same Dudley that got nut checked by Shaquille O’Neal on the Knicks before lamely quarterback pitch throwing the ball after him on the inbound technical (we didn’t think centers apart from Shaq could pass like that). Or the same J.D. that like going with Coke welcomed us to Atlanta with Ludacris. But just Jared.

Yeah right…”just”.

You may think the former Brooklyn boy fan favourite owns the last roster spot that should have gone to a blazing Carmelo. Or still a free agent Jamal Crawford (even a J.R. Smith?!). A spot reserved for Andre Igudola once he gets out of contract hell. Or even a South Bay call-up for legendary names in young Lakers like Antetokounmpo, Stockton and Payton II. And let’s not forget the one Ingram they didn’t trade in the Grey Mamba ‘dre.

And with that headband over his shaved dome you may think the guy who Balenciaga bigger than Basketball looks the part in the players only catwalk runway to the stadium for his fashion fit drip looks like he’ll definitely be in ‘Bron’s ‘Space Jam’ sequel too. That’s all for your insults folks (“baldy?!”). But with that number ten to go with the head check he kind of looks like a less ripped version of a former King that used to kill the Lakers…and that’s no insult to J.D. Have you see Mike Bibby these days? He really is a unit.

But to me he looks like one of those bench energy guys who lifts the whole team in the mould of a Rony Turiaf or ‘Mad Dog’ Mark Madsen. Even if his time on the pine is more than on the hardwood. He still has his Laker legend like that photoshopped number 10 next to James and Davis for the new big three, tongue in cheek.

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And speaking of that number ten you just may see that jersey in the seats of STAPLES almost as much as the King’s 23. Why you ask. Are fans waiting until A.D. adds a King’s 2 to his 3 as LeBron carries the 6? Was there a sale? An in-game giveaway like that Shaq City Edition being on everyones seats pregame for its debut in L.A.?

No!

It’s because Dudley has literally been gifting his number ten signature to almost everyone (hello!) whose asked this season on Twitter and it isn’t even Christmas yet. What a statement. And if you thought that was a grand gesture then half of these people in the stands in tens are there because Jared has personally left comp tickets waiting for them for games at will call (the other half probably just in thanks). Not just at STAPLES…but on the road too. Now how’s that for player power? Reaching out to fans in precarious positions, with problems when it comes to getting to games, or even those whose lifelong dream was just to see Hollywood’s Lakers live and in living colour one time.

He’s done it countless. More times than the 23 and 2 team to start their best season since the year 2000 have won.

Now how about that? You love to see it. Right now no one does more for the fans than the people’s champ Jared Dudley.

When he gets his ring it won’t be from riding coattails, but giving his all, everything.

And let’s not forget the heart and hustle he puts down on the floor every night his box score doesn’t read DNP-CD for a second, or minute of time.

Let’s see more from Dudley.

The Lake Show are the Hollywood story of the season. But we all know when it comes to the script from the Basketball God’s you need your character actors as much as the academy of award winners. And if Jared Dudley really is the Lakers unsung hero in L.A. like Denis Irwin was for Manchester United (know your history) it’s time to hit the high notes and shoot our shot like he does his.

Now is this enough for me to get a jersey Jared?

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DO Call It A Carmelo Comeback. Anthony Is Guaranteed For Years

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Back From The Dead In RIP City...

Three fingers like “what’s your poison” and shots to the dome like LL Cool J’s comeback. I’m calling it…

La La said knock you out.

They say there are no guarantees in this life, or league. But now after almost crossing off an entire calender, Carmelo Anthony has one in this league of X and O’s.

You best believe every team that slept on him has woke up now.

O.K. Thunder? Like old New York. No ‘Melo in Lakers yellow, or Houston’s problem.

And let’s not talk about that ATL jersey Atlanta tried to hawk.

The Nugget type of fellow that Nelly rapped about like ‘Na-Nana-Na’, with the heart of a champion sweat until he was no longer in a suit and part of the Sportscenter theme again. After waiting longer to align with The King in Hollywood for this Game Of Thrones than another Anthony (Davis), Carmelo ended up coming up roses in the RIP City of Portland. And boy has he blazed a trail. Voltron forming arguably a big three with the best backcourt in the league not in this nation’s capital with C.J. McCollum and Dame ‘Time’ Lillard with the look like the OK3 of Russell Westbrook and PG3 and not the Beard and the Brow.

And now he’s exceeded everyone’s greatest expectations. As one of the G.O.A.T.’s has polished his path to the Hall with a comeback even better than the return of Superman Dwight Howard with the Lakers…which could have had a Hollywood sequel with Carmelo’s comeback.

But the Lakers loss is the PDX’s blazing gain.

What more would you expect from a guy who still put up competent averages in the soaring Rockets cosmos, despite being grounded by little court acclaim? The problems in Houston could have actually been attributed to another guy who ended up ousted and in an Oklahoma home too. Despite the trolls who are now trading in hot takes like they never simulated 2K videos of him building a Commodore house with his shot selection. Or the analysts who are changing their discussion like a report rewrite.

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Carmelo ain’t calming down. Anthony is taking everyone back to school.

Class has been in session.

And how about the report card? Eight games. 16.9 points and 5.9 rebounds per game. Big shots. Western Conference Player of the Week. All Star legend spot? He belongs like the Carushow in the Slam Dunk Contest. He’s unstoppable like LeBron James’ Eurostep, spin-cycle lay-up that is like a runaway freight…word to Denzel Washington. Or his Kareem sky-hook. Tokyo 2020 Team USA bid for the best in five rings Olympic legend in his golden age? Big shots from the double 0 like seven. From nothing twice?! This is no time to die Mr. Bond.

He’s gone toe-to-shot with the MVP. Showed he was more than a most imported or Sixth Man, but still a star. More than the name, but the actual game. And now he’s guaranteed to be around for a while longer like he never left, but is here to stay. As the Blazers changed the trail on the end of the signature of his contract before the ink even dried for this guy’s with the wet jumper like staying outside in the snow with your ugly NBA sweater this Christmas.

This tax is more than a luxury. It’s about to cap off a classic career with one compelling closing chapter.

Even when he bit career highs at the core of his career in the Big Apple, the ever humble hero Carmelo was a walking and dribbling, “I just take it one game (or day) at a time” postgame soundbite like he has been in his comeback off court to on it. Well now the Blazers can guarantee him 365…or at least 82 or however far he takes them.

From the headband to the hoodie, stay ‘Melo. Anthony is here to stay.

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