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Clippers Leave Lakers Under The Tree On LA Christmas Day

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The Clippers Chronicles...

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the downtown Los Angeles neon night, the Lakers thought not a superstar would be stirring. Not even an Anthony Davis.

But come Christmas Day and the purple and gold bow unwrapped all the stars on the top of their tree this festive season like Mariah all they wanted. Even the King of Kings as LeBron James initially looked to miss his first Xmas clash he redefines like his Wade world, alley-oop connection with the Heat back in STAPLES or tweeting to Nike to bring back the Christmas jerseys for the present (I’ll check that list twice Santa). All for their 21st straight December 25th game on the calendar…and being late to the table forget the turkey and all the trimmings, the Lakers were left with the leftovers again.

After dropping the opening night Clipper Derby statement game in this battle for Los Angeles for what seemed like the Lakers only loss of the season until they met the fellow best record in the association Milwaukee and the Buck stopped there with a losing streak (four straight previously the number of games they had lost for all of the first quarter of the 82) they now can’t seem to snap like a wishbone, the Lakers looked for revenge with their hometown rival in their STAPLES home for their Christmas clash rematch which looked to set the tone for the New Year and concluding chapter of the season, before the playoffs and what looks like a preview of the best Western Conference Finals.

But as the new L.A. King was crowned again are we looking at the future NBA champion as Kawhi Leonard and Paul George’s (the superstars that the Hollywood side of L.A. wanted in their script) Clippers (and all the former Lou Will, Pat Bev and Zupac purple and gold) clipped the Lakers for your Los Angeles Times 111-106 in Shaq sized and Compton city edition threads for your ugly Christmas sweaters?

The Lakers thought they drew first blood like Rambo for the third man Kyle Kuzma coming out party. As the young star who was trolled for his pregame lime snake drip had no one laughing now with 15 early, as he and Kawhi went at it like the in-laws round for Christmas dinner. But it all ended up like the latest Rambo in Hollywood as all the L.A. famous fans like Stallone and Nicholson hit the road Jack looking at an expendable result for a storied team with the Boxing Day blues that really needs to go into the New Year with a resolution if they still want to be the NBA’s best, not just out West.

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The Lakers led by as many as Kuz’s opening 15 as the tried to find a match for this candles blowout, but then they fell apart like The Brow and ‘Bron hilariously fell all over ‘Jumanji’ sequel star Kevin Hart courtside as they looked for the next level in this sequel.

Cue The Rock hilariously saying, “we’re going to make it. We’re going to make it!”

*Driving his team off the cliff*

“We’re not going to make it!”

As the NBA brought the around the arena, free cam back which frustrated fans online, but looks the part for at least an instant replay, there was a glitch in the game for the Lakers. As an injured King couldn’t get his arrows going until late, when he finished with a jersey (he had 23, as Davis had 24 and Kyle Kuzma a counted up 25 for the perfect big-three line), 10 assists and 9 rebounds. Looking for a clutch three that ended up as shy as a triple/double as former Laker Beverly send his buzzer beater back into the moat with a block. And as Leonard left the Lakers with 35 points, 12 rebounds and 5 assists it wasn’t just A.D. who was left sat on K. Hart’s lap like Santa as the Boardman Grinch stole Christmas.

There will be a lot to talk about the next time LeBron and Maverick Carter get their celebrity cuts in HBO’s ‘The Shop’, but right now the buzz is all about the Clippers.

And with their hair torn out all over the floor, the Lakers are looking at the wrong brush handle side of a sweep.

Cut.

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Ottawa BlackJacks select Osvaldo Jeanty as first-ever Head Coach

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Ottawa BlackJacks introduce Head Coach Osvaldo Jeanty

The pieces of the puzzle are coming together for the Ottawa BlackJacks basketball team.

The start-up Ottawa basketball professional club named former five-time Canadian University champion Osvaldo Jeanty as the franchise first-ever head coach. General Manager Dave Smart made the announcement on Friday morning following a brief search that always included Jeanty’s name at the top of the list.

“Obviously, Osvaldo and I have had a long history together since he was probably 15 or 14, playing club basketball on the Ottawa Guardsmen to his time at Carleton (as player) and then he was my assistant coach at Carleton”, discussed Smart during the press conference.

“Os and I have worked together from a coach, assistant coach perspective, so I know what he’s about in terms of what his exceptions are, and we’re very much inline in terms of what our expectations are, and he knows how I operate and is comfortable working with me. So I think it’s an obvious fit, it’s and easy fit and we are really excited to start working together and put a team on the floor”, further elaborated the former Carleton Ravens on his selection process.

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Ottawa BlackJacks hire Osvaldo Jeanty as first-ever Head Coach

“It’s the first time he’s called me Osvaldo so many times since I was 15, I’m not really used to it.” a smiling Jeanty opened-up about his longtime head coach and mentor during his introductory speech.

Jeanty + Smart winning combination since the late 1990’s

The duo go back to late 1990’s with Jeanty playing for Smart at the Midget and Ontario Basketball U-19 Provincial teams. Under Smart’s guidance, Jeanty flourished as player helping turn the Carleton Ravens’ basketball program into the powerhouse that it is today.

The Ravens’ won five (2002-2007) straight U Sports men’s basketball championships during their time together as a coach-player combo — with Jeanty earning the Final 8 Jack Donohue championship MVP trophy twice, during his freshman and junior campaigns. A proven winner at all levels, Jeanty turned an outstanding collegiate career into a six year pro career, earning a championship with the Giants Nördlingen of Germany’s ProA league.

Inducted into Carleton Ravens Hall of Fame in 2015 — Jeanty earned an additional two titles as a coaching duo during their three-year (2016-19) stretch.

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Both Jeanty and Smart were featured on the cover of the first-ever Canadian Basketball Magazine on March of 2005.

“I just wanted to say how thankful I am to Dave to Mike (Morreale) to the league for giving me this opportunity, also just for the Ottawa community. I’ve been here since I was six-years old and I appreciate what the community has given to me and the opportunity to be able give back to the community that has been so good to me is something that I’m very thankful for. So thank you and I look forward to really bringing a good product out there for the city, for the team and really representing the league the right way.”

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Mike Smart, Jafeth Maseruka, Josh Porier, Osvaldo Jeanty, Rob Smart and Carleton Ravens win first-ever CIS/U Sports Men’s Basketball Championship In 2003

As for the type of style and brand of the basketball the BlackJacks expect to play — Jeanty offered a glimpse of the same championship formula that has led to many successful moments between the now general manager and head coach tandem.

“He’s put into my head since I was 15, in terms of the keys to winning championships and I tend to follow the same of idea. You defend, you rebound, you don’t turnover the ball over — but at the same time you have 24 seconds on the shot clock so you want to play as fast a possible while not turning over the basketball.”

The attention now turns to rounding out the remaining coaching staff positions and the complex process of putting together a championship calibre team — that will undoubtedly have it’s sights on establishing an early grip on the proudly Canadian made Canadian Elite Basketball League (CEBL) championship trophy.

With the addition of Jeanty to the head coaching ranks the CEBL now features two former Carleton Ravens’ players turned bench bosses. Niagara River Lions head coach Victor Raso also won two national championships as a member of the Ravens.

Coincidentally, Jeanty’s head coaching debut will be against Raso as the Ottawa BlackJacks will kick-off the inaugural 2020 season on the road on May 7th against the Niagara River Lions. The BlackJacks home opener is scheduled for May 14th against the Hamilton Honey Badgers.

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A Rose For Kuz?

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Rose Reunion?

The Rose that grew from the career incasing concrete of a plaster cast, potential legacy ending injury is still in bloom.

Now that’s legendary.

That’s inspiration.

As a matter of fact with the trade deadline nearer than your office one, right now nothing smells better than Pooh.

Currently more than motoring on with the Detroit Pistons in Motown, the rejuvenation of Derrick Rose has already had his redemption season. Howling back with the Minnesota Timberwolves the last 82. But in this one mirroring his prime time stats as a Bull and the next era after M.J. for the Chicago way, it’s still a story as good as a Dwight Howard Hollywood reunion or blazing Carmelo comeback out in Oregon.

And now like the former D12, D. Rose could be heading to the wild west like the one Anthony the Lakers didn’t get in the end (but should of). But like the young core, Ingram, Ball and Hart trade for A.D. is the prize worth the price?

Although Derrick is linked with the 76ers like every superstar over the past few seasons and a reunion with Chicagoland (which Basketball God’s would be the perfect closing chapter to this story that is albeit still being wrote by his own penmanship), the Benjamin Franklin’s are on Rose reuniting with King James although he called his Cleveland time with the classic Cavalier “super awkward”.

Awks.

The former number one, that draft pick and NBA MVP is still most valuable and at 31 is almost a half decade younger than the King. Plus with awesome averages of 18.3 points on 50.3 percent from the field in 25.8 minutes and 5.9 assists per contest this campaign, the guy wants more time and to get out of the elimination standings.

Clockwork and contention could certainly be on the cards for Rose who let’s face it at his age and stage and with the numbers he’s putting up is still a superstar, hate it or love it. He’s been put through the ringer for his career like Bill Simmons or Shea Serrano, but now he’s being called on like Phil Collins to be one of the games greats like the genesis of his association with National Basketball.

So he may just be worth a package deal like your next vacation. Even if the Lakers are offering Kyle Kuzma and Quinn Cook for his services. Can I make a counter offer of Cook, Troy Daniels (great…but underused) and DeMarcus Cousins (although I do want to see how big he can literally get coming back and grunting with former post Pelican powerhouse Anthony Davis)? Throw in Drummond and it’s a go. Like Jerry Seinfeld superimposed into ‘Deal Or No Deal’ by NBC’s ’30 Rock’, “I gotta take that deal!”

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Pair Rose with LeBron and the frontcourt force of Howard and of course Davis then these London Olympic teammates would make for what a couple of five ring contests ago on dry erase would look like a dream team. And it still wakes up notions of one to this date in the 2020 year of Tokyo thanks to Vogels vision. But would the show be giving up too much this time?

“This time”…yeah right!

Quinn Cook has California championship pedigree, splashing with the brothers in Golden State like shopping on Rodeo Drive. And this Warrior has been integral this season. His number 2 from downtown reminding me of the should be retired clutch king Fisher (we can always raise 0.4 to the STAPLES rafters) and making me feel happier about buying a Lonzo Ball statement jersey last year…hey if I wear it under a jacket it looks like I’m cooking up love and representation for Quinn.

And then there’s Kuz.

If the Lakers trade away Kyle Kuzma then they will be giving up the last piece of their incredibly curated young core that is flying with the Pelicans right now. Although how could I forgot about the untouchable, All Star Alex Carushow and the fact that Anthony Davis isn’t calendar far from Larry Nance Jr. and new Jazz 6 man Jordan Clarkson?

Although Rose solves the Lakers perimeter problems and feels in the same prime time as what could be his All Star teammates (how legendary would a Rose/Rondo backcourt be although it’s hard not to know whether to deal him or Cook?), Kuz seems too good to let cruise like Tom. This top gun may have struggled early this season, but he was coming back from injury Lakers Twitter. And recently he’s been that Worthy third option behind the Big Game Magic of James and his Kareem or Shaq to his Kobe number 3 partner, waiting on those Jordan digits next season when the King carries the 6.

30 for 30 putting up “trade this” exclamatory numbers in the dynamic duos absence, even Batman and Robin needed a Nightwing. And as much as Rose could help the new Lake Showtime bloom and grow like fine wine for all of LeBron’s merlot men, you could imagine Kyle making the Lakers pay play after play like a D’Angelo Russell or Julius Randle off the team that draft clever, but trade stupid.

Keep the player. Trade the barber.

Zero to 1. The legend or the future superstar? The choice for this deal is the Kings.

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