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The King Takes His Hollywood Throne

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15 years ago my dad ran round New York City to get me LeBron James’ rookie jersey (“make sure he doesn’t get Zydrunas Ilgauskas” I told a N.Y.C. native on the phone in the NBA Store). Now a decade and a half later I’m looking for flights to L.A. this November! Two years ago I shared an epic evening/early morning with a special someone watching him win Game 7 for Cleveland, embracing Love in tears. Now I wake up today and King James is a Laker. What a way to start the week! Hashtag, “Mondays”.

Process that…

Swapping wine and gold for purple and gold…and maybe champagne, $153.3 mill over four are the finer details as the contract is set to be signed. The rest is history. Following the acquired likes of Wilt, Kareem and Shaq to be the next great Laker legend in a legacy line of the likes of the logo and Kobe. With a game like Elgin meets Magic. President Johnson and Rob (Lowe) have rewrote the NBA narrative like a Hollywood script that would even bring Jack Nicholson back out of retirement courtside. Watching from the hoop heavens even the great Chick Hearn or Jim Murray couldn’t come up with the right words to describe this with justice like everyone composing their internet breaking tweets last night.

There’s a new Big Game James in the city of La La LeBronland stars. And the new Lake Showtime is worthy of a crown. And you best believe the two most storied franchises in NBA history are about to begin the next chapter of their history book rivalry, green and gold. Wilt vs Russell. Magic vs Bird. Kobe vs Kevin. The King v Kyrie. Now how’s that for the next clash of the Boston Celtics and Los Angeles Lakers titans?

There’s just that other team in California right now, crossing the Golden Gate to a whole new Golden State in San Francisco. For a deciding factor like the last time LeBron left the land for some real heat.

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But we all know where the real gold lies in this game of thrones uptop ‘Bron’s Caesar. Heads will roll as the City of Angels now has a King. Now it may not be “et tu Paul George” after years of promising waiting. No King James and King George dynamic duo for you great Brits. Nixed like a CP3 injustice. But Kawhi is still on the trading table. And even if he gets taken off how can you front on, or even deal a young core of Ball, Ingram, Kuzma, Hart and pray to the Basketball Gods without restriction Randle lead by one of the last straight out of high schoolers to change the game? An Instagram blocked, Warrior champion Javale McGee has even joined the show (Hey Shaq)?! Along with the and one of Lance Stephenson of all people (hey it worked with Matt Barnes and Kobe), ready to blow in someone elses ear. Cousins may even relate. Or Clint. K.C.P. has re-upped for another go round too. But will Isaiah still ride like J.R.? You know Jordan and Nance Jr. will want back like the ‘Bron bandwagoners.

We can’t wait for the SLAM cover. The three pillars of Hotel Figueroa. The number 23 (L.B.J. even called mid 90’s, post Magic/pre Kobe star Cedric Ceballos for his jersey blessing…enough said) next to 24 in the rafters with a few more banners. The bronze outside where big Shaquille, West and the Magic man who just pulled off his best, behind the back, rabbit out the hat trick yet reside. We can’t wait to see him toss up the chalk and never witness balloons fall on an empty Forum floor ever again in STAPLES.

Purple reign, purple reign…remember when the King dressed up as Prince?

All hail the new King of L.A. The Showtime will go on!

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Dame Time Forever. What Are Those New Adidas ‘Black Panther’s’?

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A Nation Under Our Sneakers...

Adidas are in the Endgame now.

Before we get started, Havlicek would have stole that ball. Just saying Paul George. Stop acting like Paul Pierce. It wasn’t a “bad shot”. And R.I.P. to a Boston Celtic and storied NBA great. Dear John will be stealing every ball in hoop heaven. Rest peacefully.

Like a cat toying with a mouse. That’s how we described Lillard’s Dame Time winning clutch three from Mt. Hood as Portland gave Oklahoma City roses in the first round this week. Damian had more clock than grandfather’s and still took his time. Because it is his after all.

And now as timely as ever in the same week as one of the greatest playoff game and series winning shots in basketball for all time and one of the biggest blockbusters in Hollywood history coming out with ‘Avengers: Endgame’, this cat is building a superhero legendary legacy.

You better check a comic-book or something.

T’Challa may have been Thanos snapped to cat litter in the Avengers ‘Infinity War’, but the King of Wakanda has a regal gift by royal appointment to Damian Lillard like he did Victor Oladipo in a victorious Slam Dunk Contest for testament tributes last season.

The cat has something out the bag.

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The pick of the litter…

Now you may be screaming “what are those” like Shuri at these royal sandals, but try these sneakers on. They embody everything about the next gen, nano tech Black Panther suit she developed for this emperor’s clothes. All the way down to the texture and trim which straps “Wakanda Forever” over the laces. The titan mad purple that runs like veins through Chadwick Boseman’s superhero suit absorbs all the blows he takes and turns it into a recharged deflecting energy pulse. Kind of like all the rock the baby and wrist tapping crap Damian Lillard was taking off Russell Westbrook before he absorbed it all and gave it back in a half century energy that exploded with a game winning fireball.

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Never delete that footage.

Marvel have also gifted Dame with his own Black Panther mask like Oladipo, but this time canvas created from his super sneakers. Part of the ‘Heroes Among Us’ series from the three stripes, a comic-strip advertising campaign has been crafted. Featuring Lillard standing in front of the downtown RIP City, PDX skyline looking Wakandan in artwork akin to the ‘Nation Under Our Feet’ graphic novel redux series that rebooted this classic character before his feature film debut.

Damian may have played Killmonger villain to the Oklahoma Thunder, going G.O.A.T. like Michael Jordan B. But he’s a hero to us now blazing a trail like a human torch possessed with a fire and the heart of a lion inside all that panther power.

The Dame 5 will assemble with the arc of the bolted up ‘Iron Man’ Harden Vol. 3 for James and the patch of the ‘Nick Fury’ TMac 1 for Tracy McGrady. As well as the ‘Captain America’ Adidas N3XT L3V3L, and a ‘Captain Marvel’ Adidas Pro Vision for all those who could take the lead all day, with us ’till the end of the line. HIGHER. FURTHER. FASTER.

But we know which ones will be clawed off the stores shelf throne come it’s big blockbuster release with ‘Endgame’ right now.

It’s a drip fit for a King.

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RIP OKC. Dame Time Clocks Thunder’s Reign From Way Downtown PDX

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Blazing!

Even two games down the Thunder bolt boys joked like the last laugh that was yet to be delivered, like this what’s the 4-1 punchline. Zero to zero for the best series of these NBA Playoffs so far, Russell Westbrook rocked the baby at Damian Lillard, before mocking his wrist watch celebration like he did Laker meme Lance Stephenson’s air guitar strumming one with D’Angelo Russell ice in his veins. All before Paul George double pumped a dunk as time expired on a game that was already decided way before the horn blared.

“It is the unemotional, reserved, calm, detached warrior who wins, not the hothead seeking vengeance and not the ambitious seeker of fortune.”

But then last night before posting that Sun Tzu quote on Instagram in this art of war. In the face of P.G. the PDX P.G. beat the buzzer as Dame Time struck from way downtown RIP City. With an Austin 3:16 bottom line to give OKC the history engraved tombstone and the Portland Trail Blazers a legendary storied, legacy making championship belt for this classic series in hardwood history.

Reminding us of that time Charles Barkley responded to a Nike barbershop ad featuring former Golden State Warriors Chris Webber and Latrell Sprewell joking about dunking on him by putting all the points on them in the following game and running past them on the bench draped in dejected towels shouting, “put that in a f###### commercial!”

Colder than February. More ruthless than a convertible in Summer.

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Damian Lillard buries series clinching 37-footer over Paul George – Photo Blazers

37 feet high and rising from deep. Deep as the halfcourt abyss. With the this time of season cherry blossoms blooming outside Portlandia’s Moda Center, the City of Roses was handing everyone from basketballs Oklahoma home funeral flowers. And leading the precession, hearse wrapping it up like his killer bars, Dame D.O.L.L.A was right on the money like exact change only please, waving goodbye. Even if Paul George walking off in defeat like LeBron James and getting his Vlade Divac on in a press conference more awkward than a blind date with an ex called it a “bad shot”. To which the great Dame simply replied with a tweeted “lol” (see also, laugh and last). He better Big Shot Bobby Horry check a newspaper or something. Dame Time didn’t just beat the buzzer. He took baby powder to it. As Dame had all the Louis Armstrong time in the world with ten on the clock and the last shot in this final frame to dribble drive or dish. But instead, toying with George like a cat does a mouse, as David beat Goliath like Jerry did Tom, Lillard had the sand to set up shop, his spot and his shot from what looked like a bunker. A hole in one, with the cocksure confidence of Tiger Woods putting for Masters glory in Augusta and embracing his kids, two decades after doing the same with his pops all for the green jacket.

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From this master, like a tap in putt with no Mulligan to carry, this was always going in. Nothing but net. All water like those Thunder tears. O.K. now that was a 3.

And to think I swore I wouldn’t go back on social media until after the new Avengers movie came out, but DAMN Dame Time! Spoiler alert, this is the new ‘Endgame’ now.

Cousy. Pettit. Sam Jones. Wilt. Chuck Barkley. M.J. And now the Dame train as the legendary Lillard goes hard to join this lineage as the only players to hit 50 in a playoff clinching game. And what a way to do it, fading away to clock out of the game and series 118-115 for the greatest Portland playoff moment since the G.O.A.T’s shrug. As mobbed by teammates on the floor he sank into, telling Russ to ‘Get Out’ his house. Peeling off like Jordan, Damian all on his own like a devil, GIF turned into an instant meme, as he turned the Thunder into a memory (you know the one were everyone loses their mind around that smirking kid with glasses in the raincoat? Well now guess which superheroes face is super imposed?). Staring into the camera with that look you know was for Russell Westbrook.

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Blazers Win. – Photo: Portland Trail Blazers

What a whole mood.

Whose left holding the baby now?

Dame didn’t even have to check his watch. Why? Him, her, them. They all knew what time it was. His. As Dame Lillard just did it in the Oregon home of Nike. Shoe dog like Phil Knight, running off victory for the courtside crowd, including legendary comedian Cedric the Entertainer for this last laugh lap. As this Gladiator hit one of the best and biggest shot fired in NBA history. Subliminal and literal.

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