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Toronto Raptors’ walk the Dinosaur all over Warriors in game one

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Hold on, we’re winning at home.

Drake and every other Raptor fan in the 6 partied until 5AM in Toronto last night as We The North won Game 1 of the 2019 NBA Finals over the dynasty of the double reigning NBA Champions the Golden State Warriors.

“They thought my s### went sour!”

That’s what the David of Sixer legend Allen Iverson told his Philadelphia faithful after stepping over Tyronn Lue and the three-point, Goliath dynasty of the Shaq and Kobe Lakers in 2001 and winning Game 1 of their NBA Finals. After a beast of an East campaign that just saw him run over and stop the Bucks of all franchises in NBA legend.

And history looks to repeat itself with a twist this year as everyone in North America bar three States is rooting for this underdog or dino of the Raptors to Klaw back against the Dubs dynasty (if only they voted like this against Trump) with arguably the greatest player of the association Kawhi Leonard on their side.

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Oh! Canada – The NBA Finals

Kevin Durant or not.

DeMarcus Cousins or not.

Boogie may have been down for Game One but that hardly mattered as these Raps wrapped the game up 118-109 to draw first blood and hopefully last from their teeth like the trailer of Sly Stallone’s new ‘Rambo’ movie. The T-Dot playing Rocky after pushing Philly down the stairs after Leonard’s game winner processed the rim for about a half hour, freaked the Greek of Giannis Antetokounmpo and now they have a chance to win it all for the first time in Canadian history and any National Basketball Association franchise outside the United States.

And We The North believe.

Toronto Raptors Pascal Siakam Dominates Game 1 2019 Nba Finals Vs Golden State Warriors
Toronto Raptors Pascal Siakam dominates Game one 2019 NBA Finals vs. Golden State Warriors

Leonard who has been drawing Jordan comparisons from Coach Doc Rivers’ prescriptions (oh and the NBA fining him 50K for praising Kawhi on an analysis show and calling it “tampering” is ridiculous. Just saying.) had a fitting 23. The same number that Drake hash-tagged on I.G. that Dray should have never worn. But it was Pascal Siakam who was the high man with a reverse 32 for an underrated squad of big names like Lowry, Gasol, Ibaka, Lin and many more who could give these DeMarcus, Durant, Steph Curry, Draymond Green, Klay Thompson and Andre Igudola all NBA team a run for their dynasty. Put your started from the bottom Canadian dollar on it.

But this arena of the NBA Finals is still the Bays area, even if the ScotiaBank isn’t their ideal withdrawal. Steph Curry had 34 points but that was all the chef really had left in the Californian kitchen, as Pascal painted a holy court canvas as all praise was due to the man who almost became a priest before he found his other calling. In the third he was six for six in the 6 and was the dot that underlined the T’s victory over the G.S.W.

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But perhaps the most frustrating factor for the invading Warriors to deal with was Canada’s version of Jack Nicholson in Hollywood courtside. Superstar rapper Drake was truly on his worst behaviour last night. A scorpion sting in the Raptors tail. If you though the Bucks had enough of us trolling block or charge then just wait until what the Warriors end up dubbing him after seven or eight games.

Nice for what as look what October’s very own did last night as Toronto finally made it to June this late May after almost a quarter-century 24 years of Vince Carter’s, Chris Bosh’s and DeMar DeRozan’s. After nursing and massaging his coaches shoulders more than Toronto’s team trainer in the last series this season, Drake went from the dry erase play calling to looking like a player or at least the Lou Will unofficial 6 Man. Rocking a jersey and armband like he was down to hoop like no one saw his infamous “Steph Curry” with the shot Kentucky practice viral Vine video.

Drake Wears Signed Dell Curry Jersey Toronto Raptors Nba Finals Game1
Drake wears signed Dell Curry jersey Toronto Raptors NBA Finals Game1

He was feeling his game however in Steph’s dad Dell Curry’s throwback Toronto jersey from the downtown like Yonge’s days in the dot, co-signed literally by the man himself. He also covered up his number 35 Durant tattoo on his bicep with said Nike armband. Before getting in Draymond Green’s face postgame calling him trash and reacting with a smirking expression that Bleacher Report was spot on for comparing to Daenerys’ forced smile viral meme in this Game Of Thrones about to draw in that HBO viewership.

This isn’t just your regular televised program.

Those who couldn’t believe it like the Kyle Kuzma looking kid courtside better see it now. We have ourselves a series and THE season in the history of the North. Air Canada to what’s going down on the clawed bones of the hardwood right now. Sure this is so far gone from over and the Golden State Warriors are the dominant dynasty of our moment that will only sort of end after this season as they cross the Golden Gate Bridge to the Silicon Valley of San Francisco. But we still have ourselves more than just one ball game now and as the paddocks of ‘Jurassic Park’ roar with celebration outside, we’re glad it ain’t over until the Canadian rapper sings.

If you’re reading this it’s nowhere near too late.

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Is It Time For The Lakers To Make A Move On Another Anthony?

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Nelly back in the day (2004) on the ‘Sweat’ part of his that and ‘Suit’ dual album release rapped, “I’m a Nugget type of fellow, I push the Carmelo” on the ‘Na-Nana-Na’ track that came after the ‘Heart Of Champion’ opening tip that sampled the Sportscenter iconic ESPN theme. Why are we mentioning this? Well, not only because it’s a hot line that made a hot song. But because it’s seemed this long ago since ‘Melo made waves in the L.

Even if his last stint last season with the Houston Rockets lasted so long it may as well have been a 10 day contract for the veterans minimum for the former Mile High City legend and New York Knick King.

But with all the talk on the problems in Houston between James Harden and Chris Paul, focussing on whether the Lakers will finally get their man in CP3. No nixing this time (too late) like they have Anthony Davis. Maybe it time the Lakers finally got an Anthony that they’ve been courting longer than this whole Davis debacle.

Yes…this again.

Conveniently just days after the Lakers landed Davis for seemingly half of Los Angeles (minus the Hollywood sign and cast of LeBron James’ ‘Space Jam 2’ (Klay Thompson people)) and all of their future (except the man, the myth, the Kyle Kuzma), the Overtime Twitter account added something extra with Anthony (not AD) hoisting up practice jumpers with the tag-line, “Carmelo just doesn’t miss” (word?!) in all caps. But in a timeline trend for tampering there’s no harm or foul here in a little seed planting in a subtweet of ‘Melo making some charity stripe shots peacocking.

It’s no charity attempt either if the Lake Show make an offer Carmelo can’t refuse either for the Godfather’s team this time unlike this trade deadline gone. The meme team of JaVale McGee, Michael Beasley, Lance Stephenson and Rajon Rondo has dealt with former All Stars as veteran contributers before for one year deals which we wouldn’t be mad at a re-up. So how about one for a certified legend that is one championship away from a Hall of Fame induction down the corridor of his career?

Then aside from the last dance of Dwyane Wade the banana boat will be complete.

Wine tasting with the King, ‘Melo is one of ‘Bron’s best friends forever. Hash-tag B.F.F’s. So it’s almost destined that the two rookie rivals that entered the league head-to-head will one day leave it as teammates. But it makes more sense that the Lakers finally make the move for Anthony after the other Anthony. The trade for Davis may have given the Lakers their best dynamic duo since Shaq and Kobe and the next big man great in the legendary Lakers lineage after Mikan, Wilt, O’Neal and Pau Gasol. But it also decimated their team. And we aren’t just talking about the star power potential of Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram and whom this weekends number four and future draft picks will concern. But the actual team over superteam aspect of glue guys they’ve lost like the defensive Josh Hart, who holds court as the best role player the Lakers have had and held since the Shaq and Kobe days of Robert Horry, Rick Fox and Sparks Head Coach, Derek Fisher.

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So if the Lakers want to top the ‘Stranger Things’ team of vets this player power generation Independence Day next month, then they could produce on paper fireworks for the dry erase with big names like ‘Melo and CP3, for second unit scoring and point production off an even bigger bench. Sure the focus this free agency is on the K’s of Kawhi, Kevin and Kyrie…if they can even afford them with Anthony’s bonus. But they should also look to small ball build a team with the available assets of bigs like Al Horford and guys like former ‘Bron team buddy Kyle Korver from downtown if you want to talk about 2K’s.

Besides at this point apart from the new big-three of James, Davis and Kuzma and a couple of rookie contracts (Bonga and Wagner) the Lakers want to shop by the draft for mo, the Lakers barely have enough players under contract now to put out on the floor, let alone in reserve.

And with 40% of the association about to enter free agency and with previous young core Laker losses like Russell and Randle about to be unrestricted among them, it’s time for the Lakers to stop playing fantasy Basketball like LeBron hates and play smart Basketball like we all love like Kevin.

One Anthony deserves another. Time to make ‘Melo yellow.

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It’s Time For The Lake Show To Seek Redemption With Randle And Russell

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Raised eyebrows, the Lakers have finally got Anthony Davis.

This you know as clear as the fact that the young core is gone and done.

I mean are y’all finished or are y’all done?

Lonzo Ball. Brandon Ingram. Josh Hart and all those draft picks starting with the one the Lake Show were going to go fourth with this weekend. Joining the likes of Zubac, Bryant (Thomas), Nance Jr. and Jordan Clarkson.

Everyone expect Kyle Kuzma…and my boy Moe Wagner.

And now with the new dynamic duo of Davis and James set there are at least two more players the Lakers should realistically pursue in free agency this Summer of smash.

And we aren’t talking about any of the special K’s for the King.

Kawhi, Kevin, Kemba or Kyrie. Finish your breakfast.

That might just be too much for the Lakers plate. Y’all remember what it was like when Chris Paul got nixed and became a Los Angeles Clipper instead. Well funny thing that might come full circle and redemption may happen as CP3 may finally get his chance to team up with another purple and gold legend of our generation on the Lakers. Even if it is too little, too father time late.

But the ultimate redemption that should be sought with the Lakers isn’t with a former Houston Rocket.

And we aren’t talking about Carmelo either. Or one Anthony finally coming around deserves another to join that McGee, Stephenson and Rondo meme team of former All-Star big name bench.

We’re talking about two former young, future  Lakers who could hopefully be that again.

Yeah in our wildest memes.

How the Lakers didn’t ask for Julius Randle back when they gave up the whole house and coast for A.D. is beyond me. Maybe because he’s about to be free (but they didn’t learn that with Ant Davis). Maybe because never in a million years. Either way perhaps it’s time for the Lakers to offer Julius the millions they should have this time last year.

We all make mistakes what matters is that we learn from them and make that change.

And if that wasn’t enough. The Lakers may not need another big but they for sure need a clutch closer. And although with word of him wanting to join Davis and still being in play for a LeBron reunion. If Kyrie Irving does end up signing in Brooklyn like rumors have it, then it is said that there will likely be no room in the Nets for D’Angelo Russell. No matter how many he netted last season. Swish, swish. He’s a three point shooter. Now the Lakers could go after D-Lo instead. Despite the fact that the Lakers (Magic) gave up on him when they ended up going after the Ball…but as of this morning we all know how that turned out.

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Russell doesn’t deserved to be let down by another team. Especially with the home be found and all be did for the city as a first time All Star in the B.K. But if all isn’t O.K. there then no one quite understands what it’s like to be scorned like the ones who spurned you. The Nets would be wrong to give up on D’Angelo like the Lakers were and will make clear with their pitch for the guy whose been hanging out in soccer stadiums like Barcelona’s Nou Camp recently, before both team and former player maybe face off in Shanghai and Shenzhen this October.

Will once Laker D’Angelo Russell be remade in purple and gold by China?

Crazier things look to still happen this off-season in Hollywood now we need something to replace the LaVar Ball reality show. I mean this is a team that even wants to bring Brook back downtown.

The only Lopez in L.A. can’t just be George. And we don’t mean his twin. Although like if they kept both Gasol’s it would be so much better.

Still with the draft blowing in, if the Lakers officially sign Anthony Davis after Independence Day on July 6th then they will be able to save more money. Especially if A.D. waives his trade bonus (which would be a good sign to tell if he’s sticking around next year when he becomes a free agent that could just walk away after all this and all the Lakers lost for nothing). Around 30 mill they get to spend with the cap space to bring in any Kemba, Kyrie or Kawhi they want…K?

But even so if they at least make an offer for Randle or Russell then it will be a pitch that at least says, we we’re wrong.

Sorry.

It’s the least they and the likes of Lonzo, Brandon Ingram and Hart (hey Josh I’ll give you a high-five if you stay) deserve.

And at the most it could lead to so much more.

No story in Basketball is quite as beautiful or real as redemption.

The Laker like Marley should make it sing.

They just got rid of their entire young core. It’s time to get it back, piece by piece.

Eyebrows down.

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