The King is here.
Yesterday former Cleveland Cavalier free agent LeBron James signed with the Los Angeles Lakers. But that $153 mill over four on the dotted line was a mere formality, as number 23 made his decision to follow in the rafter steps of number 24 at the start of the month to begin the Summer second season of free agency. And ever since the crown took his Hollywood throne all the Kings men have followed suit.
Californian champion, Javale McGee from the Golden State Warriors brought his elastic seven foot game to the block (like Instagram hey King James?). Whilst an and one came from the hot air, flavour in your ear of ‘Bron bogeyman Lance Stephenson who is about to huff, puff and blow someone elses house down. And despite losing the big name likes of Julius Randle, Brook Lopez and former Cav teammate for a short spell Isaiah Thomas, President Magic and Rob Pelinka look to add more whether via a big trade for Kawhi Leonard or the Dame time of a Trailblazing Lillard from the city of roses.
But who needs an OKC P.G. when you have two P.G.’s? Last years second draft pick and number 2 future of the LABronzo Angeles Lakers franchise, Ball. And a former Celtic champion who knows how to run rings round L.A. (useful for the next King and Kyrie chapter of the green and gold storied, Boston/Lakers rivalry), Rajon Rondo. It looks like that breakfast with Kobe back in the day really could wait, after the two “a##holes” chopped it up about teaming up over eggs and bacon. But with no yolk for what would have been one of the best backcourts of all-time, we now have the best quarterbacking Point Guard rotation in the L right now. Ready to drop dimes as partners in court crime. As LeBron runs and rules the line, butter to toast.
Sure between these two they have less jumpers than Los Angeles has sweater shops, but the King can’t build his castle in STAPLES without a few bricks now can he? And whilst everyone (LaVar) is wondering who will start this passing and changing of the guard for the new golden state of purple reign, Lonzo and Rondo just want to Ball no matter the name on the back of the jersey. It’s all about the one on the front or the one facing the number 23. Lonzo Ball wants to earn his starting spot and is prepared to play for it. Whilst Rajon Rondo is happy to come off the bench and mentor the kid, although this vet has already scouted his entire new roster of teammates. Because that’s just what a fierce competitor like him does.
Either way if you’re the opposing coach holding the other dry erase you aren’t going to catch a break like a blunt Sharpie when it comes to the Lakers running point for 48 minutes (and to think that before this the Lake Show’s last true point (save an injured Nash back in 2012) was more than twenty years ago in Nick Van Exel). And you thought the Lakers wings were hot. Everyone’s about to get tacos. As these two lead guards have a vision only seen in this town and game via Magic, in more behind the back ways than one. This legend of right now and rising star to be share not only the ball but a basketball I.Q. that’s off the records to be broken charts. Passing first and the bar as they take everyone to school, anyone that tries to test them will end up looking like Forrest Gump.
Time to run Forrest run!
A King is nothing without his guards.
Get the point?
RIP OKC. Dame Time Clocks Thunder’s Reign From Way Downtown PDX
Even two games down the Thunder bolt boys joked like the last laugh that was yet to be delivered, like this what’s the 4-1 punchline. Zero to zero for the best series of these NBA Playoffs so far, Russell Westbrook rocked the baby at Damian Lillard, before mocking his wrist watch celebration like he did Laker meme Lance Stephenson’s air guitar strumming one with D’Angelo Russell ice in his veins. All before Paul George double pumped a dunk as time expired on a game that was already decided way before the horn blared.
“It is the unemotional, reserved, calm, detached warrior who wins, not the hothead seeking vengeance and not the ambitious seeker of fortune.”
But then last night before posting that Sun Tzu quote on Instagram in this art of war. In the face of P.G. the PDX P.G. beat the buzzer as Dame Time struck from way downtown RIP City. With an Austin 3:16 bottom line to give OKC the history engraved tombstone and the Portland Trail Blazers a legendary storied, legacy making championship belt for this classic series in hardwood history.
Reminding us of that time Charles Barkley responded to a Nike barbershop ad featuring former Golden State Warriors Chris Webber and Latrell Speedwell joking about dunking on him by putting all the points on them in the following game and running past them on the bench draped in dejected towels shouting, “put that in a f###### commercial!”
37 feet high and rising from deep. Deep as the halfcourt abyss. With the this time of season cherry blossoms blooming outside Portlandia’s Moda Center, the City of Roses was handing everyone from basketballs Oklahoma home funeral flowers. And leading the precession, hearse wrapping it up like his killer bars, Dame D.O.L.L.A was right on the money like exact change only please, waving goodbye. Even if Paul George walking off in defeat like LeBron James and getting his Vlade Divac on in a press conference more awkward than a blind date with an ex called it a “bad shot”. To which the great Dame simply replied with a tweeted “lol” (see also, laugh and last). He better Big Shot Bobby Horry check a newspaper or something. Dame Time didn’t just beat the buzzer. He took baby powder to it. As Dame had all the Louis Armstrong time in the world with ten on the clock and the last shot in this final frame to dribble drive or dish. But instead, toying with George like a cat does a mouse, as David beat Goliath like Jerry did Tom, Lillard had the sand to set up shop, his spot and his shot from what looked like a bunker. A hole in one, with the cocksure confidence of Tiger Woods putting for Masters glory in Augusta and embracing his kids, two decades after doing the same with his pops all for the green jacket.
From this master, like a tap in putt with no Mulligan to carry, this was always going in. Nothing but net. All water like those Thunder tears. O.K. now that was a 3.
And to think I swore I wouldn’t go back on social media until after the new Avengers movie came out, but DAMN Dame Time! Spoiler alert, this is the new ‘Endgame’ now.
Cousy. Pettit. Sam Jones. Wilt. Chuck Barkley. M.J. And now the Dame train as the legendary Lillard goes hard to join this lineage as the only players to hit 50 in a playoff clinching game. And what a way to do it, fading away to clock out of the game and series 118-115 for the greatest Portland playoff moment since the G.O.A.T’s shrug. As mobbed by teammates on the floor he sank into, telling Russ to ‘Get Out’ his house. Peeling off like Jordan, Damian all on his own like a devil, GIF turned into an instant meme, as he turned the Thunder into a memory (you know the one were everyone loses their mind around that smirking kid with glasses in the raincoat? Well now guess which superheroes face is super imposed?). Staring into the camera with that look you know was for Russell Westbrook.
What a whole mood.
Whose left holding the baby now?
Dame didn’t even have to check his watch. Why? Him, her, them. They all knew what time it was. His. As Dame Lillard just did it in the Oregon home of Nike. Shoe dog like Phil Knight, running off victory for the courtside crowd, including legendary comedian Cedric the Entertainer for this last laugh lap. As this Gladiator hit one of the best and biggest shot fired in NBA history. Subliminal and literal.
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Two-time U Sports MVP Kadre Gray declares for NBA Draft
Two-time U Sports basketball player of the year Kadre Gray of the Laurentian Voyageurs has declared for the 2019 NBA Draft.
Gray, a 6’1″, 190 lbs junior guard from Toronto, Ontario has been terrorizing Canadian university basketball since his freshman season — cementing his legacy as a two-time MVP and scoring champion with a ridiculous 26.3 points per game career average in three full-seasons with the Voyageurs.
The 2016-17 U Sports rookie of the year award winner took the league by storm — leading the country in scoring as a freshman with 23.2 points per game. He finished second in his sophomore season with 24.4 points per game and led the nation in assists total with 141.
He took his game to a different stratosphere in his junior season — increasing his league-leading output to the third highest scoring average in Canadian university hoops since 1981-1982 with 31 points per game.
Calgary Dinos’ all-time great’s Richard Bohn and Karl Tilleman both led the nation with higher and ironically, identical scoring averages.
Both Bohn and Tilleman averaged 32.8 points per game. Bohn doing it during the 1995-1996 season and Tilleman, a two-time Canadian Olympian and NBA draft pick dominating the league in 1981-82 — before Canada’s adoption of the three-point line.
Not a one-trick-pony, Gray averaged 7.4 rebounds and 6.2 assists, 1.6 steals in 34.1 minutes per game.
Gray erupted for a career-high 48 points in a 101-81 win over the Lakehead Thunderwolves — shooting 13-of-23 from the floor and burying 19-of-20 shots from the foul-line on November 3rd, 2018.
He delivered his third 40-plus point game of his career with another impressive performance — 16-of-29 shooting against the Ryerson Rams on February 9th, 2019 — his lowest scoring output of the season was 23 points on multiple occasions.
Gray also represented Canada during the FIBA Basketball World Cup process playing in games against Venezuela and Brazil.
Prior to Laurentian, Gray honed his skills as a two-time athlete at Eastern Commerce Collegiate for three-years — leaving track and field (high jump, 100 meters) in the rear-view mirror and transferring to rival Oakwood Collegiate to conclude his high school career.
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